Dear producers of The Office.

Dear The Office producers,

 I love me some Jim and Pam.

They are one of the couples that make me think, "You know? True love is really possible in this crazy, convoluted, modern world. Marriages are not jokes, despite what the rest of the world seems to think."

And I swear to you, Office producers,

 

If you destroy my Jim-Pam marriage...

The cutest relationship on television, and dare I say, in all of Hollywood?

With one stupid boom mike guy

named Brian,

Then so help me.

Love, Emily.

P.S. Like, I swear. You think I'm kidding.